Friday, March 24, 2006

Do Gherkins Go With Ouzo?

I'm not normally one to take part in (*ahem*) Idol gossip, but there has been rampant speculation that our sweet little Gherkin has broadened her ever-expanding tastes to Greek delicacies, namely Constantine Maroulis.

Has she been sampling the dolmades? We may never know, but I'd be willing to bet that the little minx and our swarthy friend from Season 4 are nothing more than friends. They are in Hollywood, though so, when in Rome ...

Just in case she and Constantine are doing more than swapping recipes for hush puppies, here's an idea of what might happen if a dark and brooding pseudo-angry semi-rocker and a not-so-innocent-or-naive Gherkin were to take that midnight train to Mykonos ...
We'll just call her the "Constantickler" for now. Any name suggestions? Just let me know how this one should be christened.

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