The Official Taylor Hicks WHOO! Count

For the Week of March 22, 2006, the WHOO! count registered: ZERO**

(A side order of "WHOO!" was served up by Paula, who gave us WHOO! x2) Thanks, Paula. Can we get some fries with that?

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**I take the absence of WHOO! in a Taylor Hicks performance as a bad sign. This writer feels that the lack of "WHOO!" indicates that Mr. Hicks himself wasn't too jazzed with his performance.